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Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds
this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil
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you come to my house. you see this.
“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.
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hey… that’s…. uh…..
She learned that on Pinterest
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“[a tweet from farwz (@farwzz) that reads: not all Muslims/refugees will be doctors and scientists. some of us are dropouts, drive taxis, work at corner stores. we still deserve life.]
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[a tweet from farwz (@farwzz) that reads: not all Muslims/refugees will be doctors and scientists. some of us are dropouts, drive taxis, work at corner stores. we still deserve life.]
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